{"id":39,"date":"2009-09-09T00:39:56","date_gmt":"2009-09-08T21:39:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ramuuns.id.lv\/blog\/?p=39"},"modified":"2009-09-09T00:39:56","modified_gmt":"2009-09-08T21:39:56","slug":"the-most-awesome-baldone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ramuuns.com\/blog\/2009\/09\/09\/the-most-awesome-baldone\/","title":{"rendered":"The most awesome Baldone"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>K\u0101 daudz\u0101s Baldon\u0113s bijis cilveks, sajutu sev\u012b v\u0113lmi uzrakst\u012bt par \u0161\u012bgada vienu no burv\u012bg\u0101kajiem pas\u0101kumiem.<\/p>\n<p>Baldone &#8211; WTF?<\/p>\n<p>Baldone protams ir t\u0101ds miesti\u0146\u0161 Pier\u012bg\u0101, no kura net\u0101lu atrodas LU observatorija, kurai piedero\u0161aj\u0101 teritorij\u0101 jau n-tos gadus fizmati saviem pirmkursniekiem r\u012bko iepaz\u012b\u0161an\u0101s pas\u0101kumu.<\/p>\n<p>Pirmo reizi Baldon\u0113 biju pirms 7 gadiem. Teik\u0161u, k\u0101 ir &#8211; stipri \u0161aubos, ka \u0161obr\u012bd es sav\u0101 dz\u012bv\u0113 b\u016btu saticis uz pusi tik daudz jauku cilv\u0113ku, ja es toreiz neb\u016btu uz turieni aizdevies.<\/p>\n<p>K\u0101 tad veic\u0101s \u0161ogad? A storijs t\u0101ds &#8211; \u0161ogad uz Baldoni devos ap asto\u0146iem vakar\u0101 &#8211; l\u012bdz tam laikam god\u012bgi ieguld\u012bju savu laiku valsts IKP cel\u0161an\u0101. T\u0101, k\u0101 n\u0101kamaj\u0101 dien\u0101 bija sarun\u0101ts, ka dodos atpaka\u013c uz R\u012bgu, lai ar Andri dotos uz tirgu, tad no alkoholiem l\u012bdzi bija pa\u0146\u0113musies tikai viena \u010d\u012blie\u0161u v\u012bna pudel\u012bte (ar\u012b taut\u0101 saukta, par \u010d\u012blie\u0161u teleskopu).<\/p>\n<p>K\u0101 izr\u0101d\u012bj\u0101s, pasp\u0113ju tie\u0161i uz SP sagatavoto priek\u0161nesumu, kur\u0101 da\u017e\u0101d\u0101s lom\u0101s tika iesaist\u012bti ar\u012b da\u017ei uz Baldoni atbrauku\u0161ie pasniedz\u0113ji. Priek\u0161nesums bija ar humoru bag\u0101ts, tiesa daudz par garu. Lai nu k\u0101, bet diem\u017e\u0113l pirmkursnieki, kuri savus priek\u0161nesumus veidoja p\u0113c \u0161\u012b te noskat\u012b\u0161an\u0101s, laikam, bija guvu\u0161i nepareizu priek\u0161statu un ar\u012b vi\u0146u priek\u0161nesumi bija sal\u012bdzino\u0161i nek\u0101di.<\/p>\n<p>Te gan uzreiz ir j\u0101piebilst &#8211; pirmkursnieki v\u0113l nav \u012bsti apguvu\u0161i korpucijas m\u0101kslu, l\u012bdz ar to nepietiekami tika m\u0113gin\u0101ts uzpirkt \u017e\u016briju. Tas, gan, \u013cauj cer\u0113t, ka n\u0101kotne \u0161aj valstij, tom\u0113r, ir.<\/p>\n<p>Lai nu k\u0101, bet priek\u0161nesumiem sekoja neliels disko, un, kas ir pavisma negaid\u012bti &#8211; pas\u0101kum\u0101 vald\u012bja t\u0101da za\u013cumballes atmosf\u0113ra &#8211; t\u0101da, k\u0101du l\u012bdz \u0161im Baldon\u0113 nebija gad\u012bjies redz\u0113t.<\/p>\n<p>Gul\u0113t aizdevos ap trijiem\/\u010detriem nakt\u012b, bet, kas ir pats d\u012bvain\u0101kais, pamodos prec\u012bzi pirms pusdevi\u0146iem &#8211; tie\u0161i uz r\u012btarosmi. Tad, kas ir v\u0113l d\u012bvain\u0101k &#8211; biju sp\u0113j\u012bgs noskriet divreiz liel\u0101ku distanci par sev p\u0113d\u0113j\u0101 laik\u0101 uztrenn\u0113to &#8211; veselus 3km.<\/p>\n<p>Pabrokastoju, iekr\u0101vu iek\u0161 SAABa da\u017eus promskr\u0113j\u0113jus un devos uz R\u012bgu. Tur seko neliels tirgus apmekl\u0113jums (jo ir uzdevums &#8211; abiem ar Andri ieg\u0101d\u0101ties saulesbrilles &#8211; bij\u0101m izdom\u0101ju\u0161i, ka uz Baldoni j\u0101padara sevi viens otram v\u0113l l\u012bdz\u012bg\u0101kus), kur\u0101 noklaus\u012bjos fantastisku sarunu divu ur\u013ciku lielisku dialogu, kur\u0101 viens \u013ce\u010d\u012b virs\u016b otram par to, ka \u0161is neko nedarot &#8211; pats vi\u0146\u0161, savuk\u0101rt, katru dienu c\u012bt\u012bgi zogot.\u00a0En\u012bvei, tad neliela pas\u0113d\u0113\u0161ana \u013be\u0146ingrad\u0101, kur\u0101 tika sagaid\u012bti p\u0101r\u0113jie tripa dal\u012bbnieki, un dev\u0101mies atpaka\u013c.<\/p>\n<p>Tiesa pa ce\u013c\u0101m izn\u0101ca pietur\u0113t vien\u0101 me\u017ea vid\u016b eso\u0161\u0101 p\u013cav\u0101 v\u0113l pirms Baldones, kur\u0101 notika viens mazs priv\u0101ts festi\u0146\u0161. Starp m\u0101ksliniekiem, kuri uzst\u0101j\u0101s redz\u0113ju popul\u0101ro apvien\u012bbu Porno un co., kuru starp citu ir t\u012bri lieliska \u0161\u012bze. T\u0101pat viens no festiv\u0101la hailaigtiem bija mazs, resns, p\u016bkains sun\u012btis, kur\u0161 izskat\u012bj\u0101s, ka ir sap\u012bp\u0113jies un sadz\u0113ries v\u0113l vair\u0101k par divk\u0101jainajiem apmekl\u0113t\u0101jiem\/dal\u012bbniekiem, un p\u0101rsvar\u0101 bezsp\u0113k\u0101 m\u0113t\u0101j\u0101s.<\/p>\n<p>Kad atgriez\u0101mies Baldon\u0113, pas\u0101kuma dal\u012bbnieki jau c\u012bt\u012bgi c\u012bn\u012bj\u0101s da\u017eneda\u017e\u0101d\u0101s sporta un ne tikai discipl\u012bn\u0101s. Viena no lielisk\u0101kaj\u0101m discipl\u012bn\u0101m bija sl\u0113po\u0161ana pa asfaltu (\u0441\u0442\u043e\u044e \u043d\u0430 \u0430\u0441\u0444\u0430\u043b\u0442\u0435 \u0432 \u043b\u044b\u0436\u0438 \u043e\u0431\u0443\u0442\u044b\u0439.\u00a0\u0422\u043e \u043b\u0438 \u043b\u044b\u0436\u0438 \u043d\u0435 \u0435\u0434\u0443\u0442, \u0442\u043e \u043b\u0438 \u044f..). Pie viena pirmkursniekiem bija uzdevums &#8211; sadab\u016bt rok\u0101s konkr\u0113tus veckursniekus, kuri vi\u0146iem izst\u0101sta k\u0101du st\u0101stu.<\/p>\n<p>A vot \u0161ite jaun\u0101s o-meitenes izc\u0113l\u0101s tik lieliski, ka ir peln\u012bju\u0161as, ka top st\u0101sts par vi\u0146\u0101m. Eksist\u0113 fizmatos (\u0101, pareiz nu jau datori\u0137os) viens t\u0101ds kadrs ar k\u013ci\u010dku Blekss &#8211; tad nu l\u016bk Blekss, neb\u016btu Blekss, ja vi\u0146\u0161 no pirmkursniekiem par katru past\u0101st\u012bto st\u0101stu nepiepras\u012btu k\u0101du alus pudeli, kuru protams visi god\u012bgi vi\u0146am ar\u012b atstiepj. Visi &#8211; iz\u0146emot jaunas o-meitenes. Nep\u0101rsp\u0113jams sav\u0101 burv\u012bb\u0101 bija skats, kad Blekss, kur\u0161 tikko ir izliel\u012bjies par to, k\u0101 vi\u0146am visi stiepj alu, atver va\u013c\u0101 k\u0101rt\u0113jo pudeli un s\u0101k no vi\u0146as dzert, lai mirkli v\u0113l\u0101k izsauktos &#8211; &#8220;Pirmkursnieki ir pidari&#8221; &#8211; un s\u0101ktu liet no pudeles \u0101r\u0101 tur eso\u0161o \u016bdeni.<\/p>\n<p>Lai nu k\u0101 pamaz\u0101m tuvoj\u0101s laiks ar\u012b otr\u0101 vakara priek\u0161nesumam &#8211; un te man ir j\u0101izsaka pateic\u012bba saviem kursabiedriem, ka vi\u0146i vien\u012bgie(!) izv\u0113l\u0113j\u0101s att\u0113lot k\/f Matrix, nevis Tit\u0101niku, t\u0101 k\u0101 visi p\u0101r\u0113jie. Starp citu &#8211; es pats ar piedal\u012bjos priek\u0161nesum\u0101 &#8211; att\u0113loju Fernando Smithio (j\u0101 Matrikss bija mexicano style), dona Neones n\u0101v\u012bgo ienaidnieku. Te ir j\u0101atz\u012bm\u0113, ka otr\u0101 vakara priek\u0161nesumi bija daudz, daudz lab\u0101ki par pirmaj\u0101 vakar\u0101 redz\u0113tajiem. Un lai cik ar\u012b labs neb\u016btu bijis m\u016bsu mexcano Matrix &#8211; DatZ3(?) sagr\u0101va visus ar savu Johny Bravo Tit\u0101niku.<\/p>\n<p>Laiks nakts trasei. Nejutos gatavs vaz\u0101ties pa me\u017eu l\u012bdz ar to s\u0113d\u0113ju Baldones teras\u0113 un kodu ar citiem vecajiem. Tiesa aizdevu saviem kursabiedriem divus luktur\u012b\u0161us. Komandas tras\u0113 pavada nepiedien\u012bgi ilgu laiku, un s\u0101k jau likties, ka var\u0113tu sagaid\u012bt sav\u0113jos un doties gul\u0113t. Sav\u0113jie tiek sagaid\u012bti, apsveikti ar veiksm\u012bgi izietu purvu un aizs\u016bt\u012bti mazg\u0101ties uz ezeru, nezin\u0101mu iemeslu d\u0113\u013c v\u0113l netiek aiziets gul\u0113t.<\/p>\n<p>Tad ierodas vi\u0146as &#8211; Matem\u0101tikas Statisti\u0137es. Visas k\u0101 viena topless&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>GREAT SUCCESS!!<\/p>\n<p>EPIC WIN!!<\/p>\n<p>Miegs, k\u0101 saprotiet, tiek, k\u0101 ar s\u016bdainu mietu, patriekts. Aizeju paklaus\u012bties Foto iek\u0161 \u013be\u0146ingradas izbraukuma ofisa &#8211; lieliski. Tad aizeju v\u0113l aprun\u0101ties ar kursabiedriem. Tad viens nelietis m\u016bs aizdzen gul\u0113t.<\/p>\n<p>Oh well. Nav jau t\u0101, ka miegs nen\u0101ktu nemaz &#8211; gul\u0113ts, k\u0101 saprotiet nav \u012bpa\u0161i daudz un pulkstens ar ir ap se\u0161iem no r\u012bta. Te netiek vairs pie\u013cautas iepriek\u0161\u0113j\u0101 r\u012bta strat\u0113\u0123isk\u0101s k\u013c\u016bdas un gul\u0113ts tiek l\u012bdz vienpadsmitiem.<\/p>\n<p>Nemanot pien\u0101k pas\u0101kuma nosl\u0113gums un ir laiks doties uz Riekstukalnu &#8211; saj\u016btu sev\u012b slinkumu un izdom\u0101ju braukt ar SAABu. Intersanti, ka \u0161\u012b kaite pielipa v\u0113l devi\u0146iem cilv\u0113kiem. Un t\u0101 neizmantojot baga\u017enieka resursus iek\u0161 \u0161\u012b zviedru auto tika satilpin\u0101ti 10 cilv\u0113ki. Atpaka\u013cce\u013c\u0101 gan baga\u017enieks jau tiek izmantots &#8211; tiesa pasa\u017eieru ir par vienu maz\u0101k.<\/p>\n<p>Andris, kur\u0161 no Riekstukalna atce\u013coja atpaka\u013c baga\u017eniek\u0101, starp citu, izteica v\u0113lmi tur uztur\u0113ties ar\u012b ce\u013c\u0101 uz R\u012bgu.<\/p>\n<p>Visu nepast\u0101st\u012bju, visu jau nemaz nevar, un da\u013cu nemaz nedr\u012bkst, bet nu since man n\u0101k miegs un ir doma, ka v\u0113l var\u0113tu paskriet ar \u0161o ar\u012b beidzu &#8211; paldies par uzman\u012bbu.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>K\u0101 daudz\u0101s Baldon\u0113s bijis cilveks, sajutu sev\u012b v\u0113lmi uzrakst\u012bt par \u0161\u012bgada vienu no burv\u012bg\u0101kajiem pas\u0101kumiem. Baldone &#8211; WTF? Baldone protams ir t\u0101ds miesti\u0146\u0161 Pier\u012bg\u0101, no kura net\u0101lu atrodas LU observatorija, kurai piedero\u0161aj\u0101 teritorij\u0101 jau n-tos gadus fizmati saviem pirmkursniekiem r\u012bko iepaz\u012b\u0161an\u0101s pas\u0101kumu. Pirmo reizi Baldon\u0113 biju pirms 7 gadiem. Teik\u0161u, k\u0101 ir &#8211; stipri \u0161aubos, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ramuuns.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ramuuns.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ramuuns.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ramuuns.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ramuuns.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=39"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ramuuns.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":41,"href":"https:\/\/ramuuns.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39\/revisions\/41"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ramuuns.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=39"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ramuuns.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=39"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ramuuns.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=39"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}